{"id":21,"date":"2011-02-25T21:55:32","date_gmt":"2011-02-26T02:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/?p=21"},"modified":"2011-02-25T23:25:35","modified_gmt":"2011-02-26T04:25:35","slug":"kitty-litter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/?p=21","title":{"rendered":"Kitty Litter"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m going a bit further back in the archive, Dave – 2002. \u00a0Pretty simple task: go to the store and get some cat litter. \u00a0I went to the store and purchased cat litter. \u00a0I then came home. \u00a0As I yanked the bag of litter up off the floor of the car it got caught on the seat lever and, well, take a look.<\/p>\n

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I’m going a bit further back in the archive, Dave – 2002. \u00a0Pretty simple task: go to the store and get some cat litter. \u00a0I went to the store and purchased cat litter. \u00a0I then came home. \u00a0As I yanked … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":37,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions\/37"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unfortunateshit.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}